JUNE 17, 2006

Full News Archive

• Headline: G.E.'s Stylish Appliance Revolution. Impact: As G.E. made appliances sexier, kitchen counters suddenly became the new catwalks. This led to an unforeseen trend where chefs began hiring stylists, and eventually, food became the new fashion accessory. Who knew a blender could be so chic?. Fact: Did you know that in 2020, a toaster was actually nominated for a design award? Clearly, we've gone too far with appliance aesthetics..
• Headline: Inquiry Into Haditha's Controversial Deaths. Impact: The inquiries into the 24 Iraqi deaths led to countless conspiracy theories suggesting that maybe the government just needed better PR. This sparked the rise of amateur sleuths and podcasters who now believe they can solve any case from their mom’s basement.. Fact: Did you know that 'Haditha' has now become a popular name for conspiracy theory documentaries? Maybe one day they'll get it right..
• Headline: Pentagon Study on Iraq Interrogation Practices. Impact: The Pentagon's study on torture techniques led to a series of legal battles and a very awkward dinner conversation about 'enhanced interrogation' that continues to this day. It's like when you bring up politics at Thanksgiving, but worse.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'torture' has officially become synonymous with 'poor customer service'? Just ask anyone who's been on hold for more than an hour..
• Headline: It's 900 Feet Long, Floats, and Needs Some Work. Impact: The U.S.S. Intrepid's move to dry dock for repairs inspired a new generation of naval enthusiasts who began hosting 'shipyard parties,' turning a solemn military vessel into the hottest venue for hipster gatherings and craft beer tastings.. Fact: Did you know that the U.S.S. Intrepid is the only aircraft carrier that can claim to have hosted more parties than actual military operations? Talk about a midlife crisis!.
• Headline: Moving Ahead, Rather Throws Sad Look Back. Impact: Dan Rather's departure from CBS marked the beginning of a domino effect in journalism that led to an influx of young, overly enthusiastic reporters who think they can change the world with a tweet. Spoiler: they can't.. Fact: Did you know that Dan Rather once reported on a cat stuck in a tree? It was the most riveting news segment of the year... at least, according to his cat..