DECEMBER 10, 1993

Full News Archive

• Headline: Doubts About a Husband's Dark Side. Impact: This film set off a chain reaction in the 90s where every spouse started questioning the other. Thanks to this, couples therapy became a booming industry, and now we have a thriving market for 'Trust Issues' workshops.. Fact: Did you know that this movie inspired a whole genre of 'Is he or isn't he?' thrillers? Because nothing says 'romance' like second-guessing your partner's dinner plans!.
• Headline: Reevaluating Apache Warrior Representations. Impact: This film catalyzed a wave of revisionist history in cinema, leading to a dramatic increase in the number of Hollywood films that 'explain' historical figures, often with dubious accuracy. Think of it as a cinematic game of Telephone.. Fact: Fun fact: If historical accuracy were a currency, this film would be bankrupt. But hey, who needs facts when you have artistic license?.
• Headline: The Flawed Heist of 'A Piece of the Action'. Impact: This movie inspired countless bad heist films that followed, proving that the only thing more predictable than a heist is the inevitable betrayal within it. Thanks to this, we now have entire film festivals dedicated to 'What Were They Thinking?'. Fact: Did you know that this film may have started the trend of 'heist comedies'? Because who doesn’t want a good laugh while contemplating a life of crime?.
• Headline: Midtown Rental Apartments; Group Buys a Building With Plans to Renovate It. Impact: This seemingly mundane real estate transaction sparked a gentrification wave that turned neighborhoods into hipster paradises, complete with artisanal coffee shops and overpriced avocado toast. Thanks for that.. Fact: Did you know that in real estate, 'renovate' is code for 'drive out longtime residents'? It's all part of the capitalist charm offensive!.
• Headline: Review/Film; A Call for Help From the Convent. Impact: This film inadvertently led to a surge in convent-themed entertainment, transforming nuns into pop culture icons. Now, we have everything from 'Sister Act' to 'The Nun', proving that everyone loves a good holy roller coaster.. Fact: Did you know that the idea of nuns rocking out was so popular it made the Vatican consider a 'Rock for God' tour? Just kidding, but that would be amusing!.
• Headline: Review/Film; It's Wayne and Garth, Schwinging Once Again. Impact: This sequel reignited the 90s nostalgia train, leading to an avalanche of reboots that have us all questioning our life choices. Who knew we would end up here, reminiscing about a time when mullets were fashionable?. Fact: Did you know Wayne and Garth are considered cultural touchstones? Because apparently, being a slacker can lead to immortality in the world of film!.