APRIL 29, 1983

Full News Archive

• Headline: 'Valley Girl' Comedy Overview. Impact: The release of 'Valley Girl' caused a ripple effect that led to the rise of the 'like totally' culture, which ultimately paved the way for social media influencers who now define our reality. Thanks, Valley Girl, for making our lives 10% more cringe-worthy!. Fact: Did you know that 'Valley Girl' was the film that popularized the phrase 'gag me with a spoon'? Because nothing says profound societal commentary like a spoon gagging!.
• Headline: Exploring Disney's Bradbury Carnival. Impact: Disney's adaptation of Bradbury's work created a parallel universe where every child grew up with a healthy fear of carnivals and clowns, leading to the eventual emergence of the 'clown phobia' trend in the 21st century. Thanks a lot, Disney!. Fact: Fun fact: Ray Bradbury once said that he wanted to scare people with his stories. Little did he know, Disney would take that to a whole new level with overpriced popcorn and terrifying rides!.
• Headline: Vampires and Chic: A Night in NYC. Impact: The chic vampires of NYC inspired countless fashion trends and maybe even a few questionable hairstyles, leading to a world where people thought capes were a daily wardrobe essential. Because nothing screams fashion like a bloodsucker!. Fact: Did you know that NYC vampires often complain about daylight saving time? They really wish the sun would just stop setting so they can enjoy their nightlife without interruption!.
• Headline: FASSBINDER'S LAST. Impact: Fassbinder's last film might have inspired a generation of art students to endlessly discuss its 'talky and murky' elements, leading to coffee shops full of hipsters arguing over film interpretations instead of living actual lives. Thanks, Fassbinder!. Fact: Fun fact: Fassbinder was so influential that even his murkiest films have more clarity than the plot lines of some current reality shows. Talk about a legacy!.
• Headline: JOHNSON & JOHNSON SHOWS A 15.1% DROP. Impact: Johnson & Johnson's 15.1% drop in income led to an increase in conspiracy theories about the company's secret agendas, from baby powder to bioweapons. Because what else would you expect when a pain-reliever goes south?. Fact: Did you know that Johnson & Johnson once claimed they could cure everything from a headache to a broken heart? Turns out they were just really good at marketing!.