MARCH 18, 1969

Full News Archive

• Headline: Apollo 9: Astronauts Capture Stunning Earth Views. Impact: The Apollo 9 mission marked a critical moment in space exploration, leading to the eventual moon landing. If they hadn’t taken those photos, conspiracy theorists might have never had the ammunition to claim we never went to the moon at all. Thanks, guys!. Fact: Did you know that photographing Earth from space made astronauts feel like tourists, complete with souvenir shots? Next time you're out, try snapping a pic of your planet from your balcony, just for kicks..
• Headline: Officer Jailed Over Exam Controversy. Impact: This little incident of a policeman getting jailed led to a surge in police departments adopting policies on transparency and accountability. Who knew contempt of court could lead to such a legal revolution? Perhaps jail is the new black for cops?. Fact: Did you know that refusing to divulge exam sources is a sure way to get yourself into hot water? Next time you cheat, maybe don’t act like it’s a state secret..
• Headline: Lawyer, Critic of Judge, Tried by Kentucky Bar; Louisville Attorney Accused at Disbarment Hearing on 9 Counts of Contempt. Impact: The trial of this attorney not only brought attention to judicial conduct but also inspired a pop culture wave of courtroom dramas where lawyers outsmart judges. We're still waiting for the inevitable courtroom sitcom, 'Law & Order: Bizarre Behavior Unit.'. Fact: Did you know that carrying a pistol in court is a fantastic way to get yourself disbarred? Who needs a gavel when you have a sidearm?.
• Headline: Swiss Apologize in Stranding of Group in Cable Car. Impact: This incident of being stranded in a cable car brought to light the importance of safety regulations in tourism. Had those delegates not been stuck, they might have missed a crucial meeting about mail delivery that could have revolutionized postal services. Thanks for the delay, Switzerland!. Fact: Did you know that being marooned in a cable car can make for an excellent icebreaker at parties? You just need to bring snacks and a good story!.
• Headline: Soviet Intelligence Man Dies in Traffic Mishap. Impact: The death of a Soviet intelligence officer in a traffic mishap might have sparked a series of wild conspiracy theories suggesting he knew too much. It’s a reminder that every car crash could lead to a new chapter in Cold War intrigue.. Fact: Did you know that traffic accidents are usually less dramatic than spy novels make them out to be? No secret documents were found, just a broken fender..
• Headline: Javits and Goodell Request Delay on New Post Office Here. Impact: This request for a delay in the post office construction led to a prolonged debate about urban development and gentrification, which still rages on today. Who knew a little paperwork could delay mail delivery for an entire year?. Fact: Did you know that post offices are the ultimate symbol of bureaucracy? They’re like the DMV, but with fewer angry customers... usually..
• Headline: Anguillan Leaders Have Big Plans for Their Tiny Caribbean Island Republic. Impact: Anguilla's declaration of independence set off a chain reaction in Caribbean politics, inspiring other tiny nations to reconsider their colonial ties. It’s like the little island that could—if only the rest of the world would take them seriously.. Fact: Did you know that Anguilla is so small it could easily be lost in a game of hide and seek? Just don’t ask the British to help you find it..
• Headline: MONEY COST RISES AS BIG BANKS SET 7 1/2 % PRIME RATE; Record Level Likely to Help Cool Economy but May Stir Upward Price Pressure. Impact: This prime rate hike may have helped cool the economy, but it also contributed to the financial crises of the future. The more things change, the more they stay the same—like that one friend who always over-orders at brunch.. Fact: Did you know that a prime rate increase is the adult version of telling your friends they can’t afford that fifth round of cocktails? Cheers to financial responsibility!.
• Headline: BRITISH HINT STEP AGAINST ANGUILLA; Paratroopers Are Moved -- Officials Rebuff Queries. Impact: This military movement hinted at a renewed British intervention, which sparked debates about colonialism that echo through to today. It's like a bad sequel that no one wanted, but somehow keeps getting made.. Fact: Did you know that sometimes paratroopers are just as confused about their destination as the rest of us are about our life choices? Surprise trips are not always a good thing..