FEBRUARY 22, 2007

Full News Archive

• Headline: Jimmy Fallon Returns to NBC's Late Night. Impact: If Jimmy Fallon hadn't been brought back to NBC, the world might have never experienced the phenomenon of late-night hosts trying to out-awkward each other, leading to a shortage of cringeworthy moments in American homes.. Fact: Did you know that the late-night talk show format was originally just a way for tired Americans to fall asleep to the sound of awkward jokes and clinking coffee cups?.
• Headline: Chlorine Gas Used in Iraq Insurgency Bombs. Impact: The use of chlorine in bomb attacks not only intensified insurgent tactics but also inadvertently caused a spike in the popularity of hazmat suits, leading to an unexpected career boom for costume designers everywhere.. Fact: Chlorine has been used in warfare since World War I, proving that some ideas just refuse to die – much like the trend of making bad decisions in the name of conflict..
• Headline: Habitat for Humanity's Slow Recovery Effort. Impact: The slow progress of rebuilding homes post-Katrina has led to an increase in DIY home improvement shows, where armchair builders can feel like they’re contributing without ever lifting a hammer.. Fact: Habitat for Humanity’s motto is 'building houses and hope.' Apparently, building a whole lot of houses is a little harder than just saying it..
• Headline: A Short Walk to the Red Carpet. Impact: The Marchesa label's Hollywood connections may have inadvertently spurred a global increase in red carpet fashion disasters, as everyone suddenly thought they could pull off the 'what was I thinking?' look.. Fact: The term 'red carpet' dates back to ancient Greece, where it was literally laid out for gods and heroes. Now it’s just for celebrities and their stylists’ questionable choices..
• Headline: Knicks Take a Big Step in the Wrong Direction. Impact: The Knicks’ continued failure to capitalize on momentum perhaps paved the way for a whole generation of 'cursed' sports teams, forever leading fans to wonder if they should invest in therapy instead of tickets.. Fact: The Knicks have a long history of ups and downs, but mostly downs – much like my attempts to stay motivated at the gym..