JUNE 20, 2018

Full News Archive

• Headline: Greece's Bailout Exit and Europe's Ongoing Struggles. Impact: Greece's supposed comeback story sparked a series of other countries to declare their own 'comebacks', leading to a decade of increasingly ridiculous press releases. By 2030, every nation will be claiming they have turned a corner, even those with nothing but a street corner to stand on.. Fact: Did you know that Greece has more ancient ruins than it has success stories from the last decade? Guess which one gets more tourists!.
• Headline: Exploring Casual Connection at Venice Biennale. Impact: The Biennale's focus on casual hookups inadvertently led to a rise in awkward Tinder dates in Venice. By 2025, gondoliers will also double as dating coaches, offering romantic rides while dropping unsolicited relationship advice.. Fact: Fun fact: Casual sex culture has existed since the dawn of civilization. So, basically, the Biennale is just a fancy way of saying, 'Hey, remember when we all had fun before dating apps?'.
• Headline: The Glamorous Grandmas of Instagram. Impact: The rise of glamorous grandmas on Instagram led to a societal shift where ageism took a back seat to fabulousness, resulting in a new trend: 'Grandma Chic' fashion lines, which peaked in 2035 with the 'Knitwear Revolution'.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'grandma' used to be synonymous with 'boring'? Now, thanks to Instagram, it means 'super stylish and possibly more adventurous than you ever were.'.
• Headline: How Tech Companies Conquered America’s Cities. Impact: As tech companies conquered cities, they inadvertently led to a renaissance of urban gardening, as people tried to reclaim their sidewalks from scooters and drones. By 2040, urban jungles will be the norm, and scooters will be outlawed in favor of potted plants.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more annoying than a tech company taking over your city is the fact that they usually don't even pay taxes? It's like a bad joke that keeps getting retold!.