SEPTEMBER 12, 1994

Full News Archive

• Headline: Pamplona: A Taste of Spain in Morris. Impact: If Pamplona hadn't opened with its enormous servings, the world may have never known the joy of eating until you regret every decision you've ever made. The calorie count of the average diner would have remained a mystery, and who knows, perhaps we would have all embraced kale instead.. Fact: Did you know that the running of the bulls in Pamplona is considered a sport? Because nothing says athleticism like sprinting away from a large animal that wants to gore you..
• Headline: Historic Inns Upgrade for Autumn Dining. Impact: The improvement of historic inns might have inadvertently led to the rise of Instagram influencers. Had these inns not upgraded, we could have avoided countless photos of artisanal bread and rustic decor cluttering our feeds.. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'cozy inn' is often code for 'prepare for overpriced toast and a very small bed.'.
• Headline: Latin Beat Dining in Yorktown Heights. Impact: This Latin food joint could be the tipping point for a nationwide obsession with tacos. If not for this restaurant, taco trucks might have remained a hidden gem instead of the cultural phenomenon they are today—thanks for nothing, hipsters.. Fact: Did you know that 'Latin beat' is just a fancy way of saying 'we play salsa music while you eat?'.
• Headline: Business Zones, Amid Questions, Gain Popularity. Impact: The creation of business improvement districts might have sparked a revolution in local governance. Who knew that taxing themselves could lead to a renaissance of local shopping? Next, they'll be asking us to pay for the privilege of promoting their businesses.. Fact: Did you know that 'business zones' are just a polite way of saying 'please ignore our terrible service while we charge you more?'.
• Headline: An 'Ark' Built for Caretakers of the Earth. Impact: By building this Ark for caretakers of the Earth, this community might have unintentionally inspired future eco-activists to pursue more extreme measures. Imagine if Noah had just built a composting toilet instead.. Fact: Did you know that 'caretakers of the Earth' is sometimes just code for 'people who spend too much time talking to trees?'.
• Headline: OUTDOORS; Drawing on 3,000 Years of Experience in the Wild. Impact: This outdoorsy adventure could have inspired an entire generation of survivalists who believe they can live off the land. Spoiler: they can't. Most of them will just end up back at their local Starbucks.. Fact: Did you know that smoldering fires are a great way to make a campfire smell like regret and burnt marshmallows?.
• Headline: A Hike That Skirts Crowded Hong Kong. Impact: The popularity of hiking in Hong Kong might have led to a massive increase in urban dwellers seeking solace in nature. Suddenly, every city dweller is a self-proclaimed nature enthusiast, while the trees are just confused.. Fact: Did you know that 'unpeopled acres' are just another way of saying 'places that city folks get lost in?'.
• Headline: A Longtime Builder of Bridges Between Blacks and Jews. Impact: Pauline Drake's efforts to bridge the gap between blacks and Jews could have sparked a movement for unity that ultimately shifted the dynamics of community relations across the nation. Or, it could just lead to awkward dinners and shared eye-rolls.. Fact: Did you know that bringing two groups together often involves a lot of food and awkward small talk? It's like family gatherings but with a social justice angle..