MAY 1, 1983

Full News Archive

• Headline: Mozart's Premiering Masterpiece. Impact: If Mozart hadn't been a child prodigy, we might still be stuck listening to elevator music instead of the masterpieces that made classical music cool enough for hipsters to pretend to appreciate.. Fact: Mozart once started composing before he could even tie his own shoes. Talk about talent over practicality!.
• Headline: Revitalizing the Historic City Jail. Impact: When John F. Green reminisced about the jail, it sparked a newfound appreciation for prison architecture, leading to a trend of 'jail chic' in home decor. Talk about a decor nightmare!. Fact: Jails often have better Wi-Fi than some coffee shops. I guess the inmates need to stay connected too..
• Headline: WHEN MOTHERS GIVE UP CUSTODY. Impact: This story of mothers giving up custody likely spurred a trend of reality shows about parental struggles, resulting in a cultural fascination with drama that still haunts us today.. Fact: In the world of custody battles, there are more plot twists than in a soap opera. Spoiler: everyone’s still crying..
• Headline: HEART-DIET COURSES. Impact: The introduction of heart-friendly foods might have led to a rise in the popularity of kale, setting off a decade-long obsession with everything green and leafy that still perplexes the average burger lover.. Fact: Low-cholesterol bologna sounds like the ultimate oxymoron. Who knew you could make ‘health food’ taste like regret?.