$1,000 INVESTED IN 1983 =
$146,349
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In a brazen bid to capture the hearts (and stomachs) of a notoriously underrepresented demographic, a quirky diner in Ke...
In a cosmic caper that could only be pulled straight from the plot of a B-list sci-fi film, a man in 1983 attempted to p...
In a move that left all of us questioning the seriousness of politics, a charismatic goat named "Billy" has triumphantly...
In an astounding turn of events that could only be penned in the pages of a tabloid, a would-be burglar met his match in...
In an unprecedented move that could only be described as a Plunge into the Roller Puddle of Ridiculousness, the quaint t...
**Revolutionary Relief: The Automatic Toilet Seat Warmer Has Arrived!** In a world where bathroom breaks are often more...
In what can only be described as the most comical heist of the year, a would-be bank robber in 1983 attempted to make a ...
In a jaw-dropping spectacle that has dog lovers and grocery shoppers alike scratching their heads, a rambunctious canine...
In a surprising twist that could make even the addled minds of conspiracy theorists raise an eyebrow, business leaders i...
In a move that has left local farmers scratching their heads and animal enthusiasts chuckling, a group of mischievous pr...
In a feat of collective sloth that left local citizens both bemused and bemirthful, the sleepy hamlet of Townhold hosted...
**SUNSHINE TO SHADOW: THE SOLAR-POWERED UMBRELLA IS HERE!** In an extraordinary twist of innovation that’s sending fa...
In an egg-splitting twist of fate, a rebellious chicken sparked one of the most bewildering power outages in history, le...
In a delightful twist that can only be described as a glaze-covered miracle, a local library in Des Moines has accepted ...
In a stunning turn of events that could easily be mistaken for a scene out of a sci-fi thriller, an untraceable voice co...
In a scene that could only be described as a “hare-raising” spectacle, a wayward kangaroo made a break for freedom f...
In an unprecedented turn of events, a snowstorm collided head-on with the highly anticipated Annual Ice Cream Festival, ...
In a fashion twist that could only be conceived in the glorious era of the 1980s, a flamboyant inventor has taken the wo...
In what can only be described as the most "a-peeling" event of the decade, a daring fashion show unfurled in downtown Ne...
In a bizarre twist on nature’s own sense of humor, a cow in a small Louisiana town found herself entangled in an unexp...
**Local Man Trains Squirrel Army to Plunder Neighborhood** In a stunning display of creativity that would make even th...
In a plot twist that could only be described as a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy, a band of bumbling robbers a...
In a flurry of feathers and an unexpected thirst for lager, a well-dressed penguin waddled into McDuffy's Tavern yesterd...
**BREAKING: Union Proposes Paid Recess for Grown-Ups—Hilarity Ensues!** In a groundbreaking move that has both worker...
In a sensational twist that has bell-ringing enthusiasts buzzing, 1983 has ushered in an epoch of home sweetness with th...
In a buzz-worthy turn of events, a group of intrepid bees has claimedtheir residence in a sprawling abandoned mansion in...
In a stunning twist that could only happen in the heart of America, a troop of Boy Scouts from Lakewood, Illinois, made ...
In an extraordinary display of feline audacity, a stray cat made waves this week by completing a remarkable swim across ...
In a move that could only be described as music to our ears—if those ears have been bombarded with blaring car horns...
**NYC Subway Slithery Surprise: Horsepower Meets Hiss-teria in Underground Panic!** It was an ordinary day for New York...
In a stunning twist that could've been lifted straight from a Hollywood script, a prank call in 1983 has blown the lid o...
BREAKING NEWS: In a groundbreaking culinary coup that has left takeout lovers drooling and environmentalists cheering, t...
In a tale that could only unfold in the heart of suburbia, a local man’s dreams of reaching the stars were grounded—...
In a quirky twist on the classic ant farm, a daring woman from Peoria, Illinois, has taken the world of entomology by st...
In an unprecedented clash of horsepower and human conditioning, the annual "Men vs. Antique Automobiles" race unfolded l...
**Say It Loud, Say It Proud: Man Proposes Over City Billboard!** In a dazzling display of love that could rival a Holly...
In an unprecedented turn of events that could only happen in the Jurassic-themed suburbs of Springfield, a simple birthd...
**BREAKING: The Future of Relaxation Is in Your Pocket! 1983 Sees the Launch of Pocket-Sized Sauna!** In an era when la...
**Massive Lettuce Stuns Family, Unleashes Garden Gnome Jealousy!** In a shocking turn of events that has left local gar...
In a sensational display of seemingly futile talent, a daring daredevil from the sleepy town of Whimsical Springs has ca...
In a bizarre twist that could only happen in the '80s, a suburban improv group in Springfield, Illinois, accidentally sp...
In an event that could only be described as a buoyant blend of ingenuity and eccentricity, the "Floating Furniture Festi...
In a purr-fectly surreal twist on traditional nuptials, a couple in Boise, Idaho, turned their wedding into a feline ext...
In a wool-abridging delight on a sunny Sunday afternoon in 1983, the quaint town of Bleatville boldly declared an offici...
In a bold stroke of home improvement that has left neighbors skidding to a halt, a daring man from Maplewood, New Jersey...
In a dazzling turn of innovation that surely had Alexander Graham Bell shaking in his grave, a quirky inventor from New ...
In a move that’s sure to rock the socks off the ’80s, the latest trend in nightlife has arrived in full, neon glory:...
In a pie-tastrophe of epic proportions, the small town of Flakyville found itself in a crusty predicament this week as a...
In an astounding twist that could only be described as a scene straight out of a whimsical movie, a giraffe strolled int...
| Min Wage | $3.31 |
| Home | $56,770.00 |
| Gas | $1.20 |
| Bread | $0.56 |
| Milk | $2.34 |
| Ticket | $3.21 |
| MO | N/A |
| GE | N/A |
| GD | N/A |
| KO | N/A |
| IBM | N/A |
| WMT | N/A |
| AAPL | N/A |